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Fellas, a very important reminder

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It is just one week til Valentines Day. You've probably not even thought about it, but i can garauntee the woman/women in your life are barely thinking of anything else.

 

Fellas it's so easy to keep your women happy, but you fluff it up so easily!

 

If you love her, a single red rose will do. Chocolates help, and so does jewellery.

 

If you don't love her but want to keep her as a booty call, a card is a must. It doesn't have to be mushy, aslong as you've bothered to send one that's all that matters.

 

Before i go, i'll leave you with with this...Spare a thought for the unloved and ugly birds and the grotesquely overweight. They want love too. Some of us singletons (through no fault of our own) are just sitting on the shelf waiting to be plucked off...

 

Feel free to post below if you are single and looking for something smile

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My name is Bitch and i'm a singleton. I'm looking for something and you'd better be something else! Please leave your name and description and a brief summary of your life todate. No aliens thank you laugh

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Hi I'm Greg,

I used to be the most powerful manin the biggest media organisation in the world

Now I am Chairman of Brentford

 

How life changes eh ?

 

I have all my own hair and teeth.asien

 

I do not have any bouncers, as such....bounce

 

I like wagon wheels and jasmin lowson duck

 

and pink ducks duck

 

and I am off to Barnet on Tuesday, for a holiday duck duck

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Hi i am Cantos a male in my mid thirties,looking for an American lady of a similar age to share my evenings with.

 

I am into arcade games ,Manchester United and heavy rock(especially 'Cradle of Filth')

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Bitch - Can you PM me your home address and you may well get a nice surprise next Thursday morning!

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
That may be, it's the act of bowing before me that interests me though smile



As long as the ladies like cider, that will do for me....

































'Something in cider' preferably!!!

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Hi i am Cantos a male in my mid thirties,looking for an American lady of a similar age to share my evenings with.

I am into arcade games ,Manchester United and heavy rock(especially 'Cradle of Filth')

Is there such a thing as Liars Anonymous? The only truth I saw in that statement was your name and the fact you like arcade games.

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