The MugBook Thread

[Wader]

Ok, I think us facebookers need a thread or I'll clog up another one with interminable questions. No apologies for starting this thread by the way.

 

For all you FB old lags, what the dickens is this 'owned' stuff? Apparantly behind my back I've been traded like some old sack of rice in a Japanese market. Some lady has bought me that I've never heard of in my life. Apparantly I am worth $1,000 but she paid $301 !

 

What's going on here guys and girls, what is all this stuff, what does it all mean and how does it work? It's also suggesting that I buy Urchin Mentalist for a knock down price. It's like a bloody DFS sale!

 

Oh and don't think I didn't notice Bitchy that some complete stranger bid $300 more for me than you did

 

HELP

[k33p3r No. 1]

Originally Posted By: Wader

Ok, I think us facebookers need a thread or I'll clog up another one with interminable questions. No apologies for starting this thread by the way.

For all you FB old lags, what the dickens is this 'owned' stuff? Apparantly behind my back I've been traded like some old sack of rice in a Japanese market. Some lady has bought me that I've never heard of in my life. Apparantly I am worth $1,000 but she paid $301 !

What's going on here guys and girls, what is all this stuff, what does it all mean and how does it work? It's also suggesting that I buy Urchin Mentalist for a knock down price. It's like a bloody DFS sale!

Oh and don't think I didn't notice Bitchy that some complete stranger bid $300 more for me than you did

HELP

she paid HOW MUCH!

[Wader]

Someone called Carol just paid $500 for me a few seconds ago.

 

This is absolute bonkers. (I've gone for the UM deal though )

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Wader

It's also suggesting that I buy Urchin Mentalist for a knock down price.

Cheaper just to knock him down!

[Wader]

OMG! I'm now owned by Bitchy for $550

 

I've bid for a few people but It's saying I don't own anyone. This blasted thing is driving me nuts. (Although I can't afford Bitchy. She's obviously a high maintenance gal)

[cantos]

I bought Bitch for a fiver and a packet of Revels.

[Bitch]

But not on 'Owned'

 

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Wader

OMG! I'm now owned by Bitchy for $550

I've bid for a few people but It's saying I don't own anyone. This blasted thing is driving me nuts. (Although I can't afford Bitchy. She's obviously a high maintenance gal)

That woman Carole is going to get a slap if she keeps trying to steal you. By the way, the Mentalist is mine

Wader, you have to look at your 'Lunch Money' to see how much you can bid for. Then 'Buy' whoever you want from it

[Wader]

That Carol Petheric is a stalker! Who the hell is she?

 

Bitchy, $5,750 for me....shucks

[Bitch]

No idea who she is, but she's not going to steal my tipple

[cantos]

I think Guido has shown an interest.

[Wader]

Bitchy - I've sent you a precious gift in the express overnight virtual delivery van. Rhodes will be green with envy

[Bitch]

Wader, expect a return delivery

[Wader]

Return to sender,

Address unknown,

This particular person,

No-one wants to own

 

Oh - it's been re-directed to Willo Land

 

It's like pass the parcel.

[Bitch]

[Willo the Cat]

As me to is a FB Virgin almost WTF are you on about and have I been involved in the slave trade process?

 

Will have a look at the mystery parcel later tonight! stand by for auto forward

[Willo the Cat]

Willo could be the next 'non big' name at chestnut tree

 

[Willo the Cat]

Whos ya owener

[Bitch]

Me

[Wader]

Ahem. I think you'll find Messrs Willo & Bitch, that I own you both. HahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha

(Mad manic laugh Rosa Klebb style)