The Knob

[Eric's here Again]

The Knob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!

 

 

 

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new

procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top

of

the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and

produce the

effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The

Knob.'

 

 

 

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the

effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

 

 

 

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two

problems.

 

 

 

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've

had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But

now I've developed two annoying problems:

 

 

 

First, I have these terrible bags

under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

 

 

 

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags,

those are your breasts.'

 

 

 

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the

goatee.'...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the

rain.'