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The Operating Theatre !

Big J R

By Big J R
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Two little kids are in hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating theatre. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

 

The second kid replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."

 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and icecream. It's a breeze!"

 

The second kid then asks, "What are you in here for?"

 

The first kid says "Circumcision."

 

The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year !"

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