geography of a woman

[Diz]

The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

[Stu B]

Geography of a man;

 

 

 

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Birth till death-like America-ruled by a dick. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Better include your own leader and country in that statement!

[Stu B]

But Blair just does what bush tells him to...so what you could say is;

 

 

Men-like england-ruled by bush!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

I'll settle for that....I think? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

'Bush' is a very interesting surname for the Prez of the U.S.A.

 

I wonder if his wife minds ???

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Probably not JR........after all her name is Hairy Bush <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />