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The Non-League Party Manifesto 2004

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Right, everyone. As it's so bloody quiet around here these days....

 

The premise is that we all have combined to form a political party. Now we're going to produce a manifesto.

Feel free to add serious and not-so serious, and let's see if we're any better than the so-called professional politicians.

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1: Eviction of all people unwilling to sign an oath of allegiance to the country.

 

2: Removal of the monarch as head of state.

 

3: 7pm - 7am curfew for all teenage lads [aged 13-19]unless accompanied by parent/guardian.

 

4: Free beards for primary school children and single parents.

 

5: Prohibition of large and unecessary spoons.

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1: Eviction of all people unwilling to sign an oath of allegiance to the country.

2: Removal of the monarch as head of state.

3: 7pm - 7am curfew for all teenage lads [aged 13-19]unless accompanied by parent/guardian.

4: Free beards for primary school children and single parents.

5: Prohibition of large and unecessary spoons.


[color:"red"] 1: Or UNABLE.

2: Unless they go on a Referee's course.

3: Or responsible Grand-Parent.

4: Especially the girls !!

5: (Cocaine excluded !)

[color:"blue"] What about cold tea and bovril at football grounds ?

Dodgy 'scarfer's uniforms ?

Gypsy Caravans ?

Bl**dy folk-music and Country & Western ?

Whinging 20 year olds ?

So called female supporters that dissappear from this site ?

[color:"black"] (I'll have to give this one more thought !)
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Trains will run out of London after midnight on a Saturday night.

 

Abolition of Health & Safety meddlers.

 

Kentucky Fried Chicken will be forced into revealing its secret blend of spices.

 

Scottish football will not be shown on Channel 5 in England where we don't care.

 

PLEASE, no more series of Last of the Summer wine.

 

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2: Removal of the monarch as head of state.

Nah,keep the monarchy!!
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3: 7pm - 7am curfew for all teenage lads [aged 13-19]unless accompanied by parent/guardian.


Agreed...but i have a special exemption from this rule <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Now a few of my own;
All Arsenal fans to be shot
All chavs/pikies/townies to be shot
The "travelers" who park on land that isn't theres and leave rubbish etc to be imprisoned...or shot <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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[color:"red"] I've never heard of Civil Cockles !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do they come in jars as well ????????????????

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/doah.gif" alt="" />

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