Safety Lists!!!!!!

[Claire!]

Which 5 celebrities (must be alive or would be a bit dodgy!!!!!) would be on your safety list?!!!!!!!!

 

Basically the safety list works in a way that if ever you met that person, you're allowed to sleep with them without your "other half" having a go at you for doing such things!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Are we only allowed five??

 

I can think of at least 40 without even putting my mind to it.

 

My Top 5 changes all the time, but Emma Bunton usually features!!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!

 

I suppose it doesn't have to be five!!!!! Have as many as you like, at any time!!!!!!

 

Robbie would always be in my list, but when i marry him, he'll be the only one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Claire, you're lips are getting so big they're about to explode. You haven't been overdoing the botox have you, mate?

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

i don't know why they've got so big!!!!!!! They were little yesturday!!!!!

 

Maybe it's all that kissing my Robbie posters i'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Rather than actually sit down and think about it I may just take Girls Aloud all at once, I'd even let the ginger one have a go!

 

But as I'm single I can sleep with as many "celebs" as I like!

[Chubbhead EFM]

1. Noel Gallagher

2. Dylan Moran

3. Elijah Wood

4. Orlando Bloom (yes, I know every woman on the planet would too!)

5. hmmmmm...I was gonna say Colin Farrel but he's too much of a bad boy for me.Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...Tim Burgess, if he cut his hair.

[mala_D]

1: Carol Vorderman - so I can say I fecked a clever bird.

 

2: Davina McCall - just to shut her up for half hour.

 

3: J.K. Rowling - in the hope that she'll fall asleep and leave her purse open on the side.

 

4: Kate Bush - to see if she has.

 

5: Patrick Moore - not to have sex with, but to sit there with a nice cup of tea and get him to explain the mysteries of the universe to me.

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Chubbs, did you know that me and Mr Zeal saw Noel live (about 6ft away) a couple of weeks ago!

[Claire!]

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Chubbhead EFM said:
1. Noel Gallagher
2. Dylan Moran
3. Elijah Wood
4. Orlando Bloom (yes, I know every woman on the planet would too!)
5. hmmmmm...I was gonna say Colin Farrel but he's too much of a bad boy for me.Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...Tim Burgess, if he cut his hair.

Oh No!!! Not Noel - Liam yes!!!!!!!

Elijah Wood always looks too tiny for me - but i guess that's because he's in those ring movies.

Orlando Bloom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God Yes!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry - getting abit carried away!!!!!!!!!!)

Colin Farrel i definately would!!!!! Come on!!!!!!! All girls like a bad boy!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Claire! said:
Colin Farrel i definately would!!!!! Come on!!!!!!! All girls like a bad boy!!!!!!

Does that mean you'd sleep with The Krays?

[Claire!]

No, they're both dead now arn't they?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Ian Huntley, Peter Sutcliffe, Fred West?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Safety lists for people you know is a lot more fun than celebs!!

 

1. Sexy Vicki from the bar

2. Bird at work who is an absolute belter.

3. Claire

4. Chubbhead

5. SexyCanveyChick

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Claire, would you sleep with Peter Sutcliffe now he's got his own TV show!

[mala_D]

He's introducing the new season of Hammer Horror films on Channel 4, isn't he?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Taken from www.channel4.com

 

Sutcliffe Says - Starts Monday May 10th

The first in a controversial new series that sees former Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe interview celebraty guests from his prison cell in Broadwater. On his first show is Micheal Barrymore, Craig Charles and Terry Wogan

[Claire!]

EFMTFTV, they arn't bad boys, they're sick nasty b@stards who should have their bollox cut off!!!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

One up the bum. No harm done!!

 

(That's in relation to the no.3 on my list!!)

 

 

[Claire!]

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Return Of The Zeal said:
One up the bum. No harm done!!

(That's in relation to the no.3 on my list!!)

Nice!!!!!!!!!