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Burnham Lad

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Some new definitions - anyone like to add some more?

 

Ringtone - Message for Alan Milburn

Intonation - What Tone would really like after the next election

Detonation - What Gordon would really like after the next election, or before come to that!

Tone Deaf - Gordon Brown

Binatone - strange sexual preference

Gin and Tonic - A No. 10 Party

Catatonia - A state of rigidity when displaying a lack of knowledge of how to get out of Iraq

Tonometer - a device for measuring the frequency of Tone (true - look it up!)

Stone - An indication of disapproval, thrown out by Chirac

Piton - an object used to stand on when climbing to the top (eg as used by a Commissioner in Brussels)

Skeleton - Back bench supporters

Monotone - Alistair Cambell sings "There's only one ...."

Estonia - Where we wish he was PM

Bentonite - clay material used as a filler to bridge the gap in the Labour Party between Benn and Tone

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