Dry Your Eyes Jeff, A Streets tribute to Canvey

[Guest]

Thank you all for your kind tributes. It's a pleasure to know that some of the less cerebral of Marsh Rats bit big time and the more intelligent took the humour for what it was.

 

No doubt there will be variations on this ditty come next month in the Essex Senior / Reserves Cup.

 

Once again, I thank you ;-)

 

 

Groyne Strain

News At Ten

Southend YMCA

[YELLOW]

Great stuff mate but I can't stand The Streets. Make up a ditty to an Oasis song and you will have my total respect.

[Guest]

Canvey is a dump

I know it's hard to take but your island is f****** up

Full of weirdos and thugs

[THEROCK]

(QUOTE -Canvey is a dump

I know it's hard to take but your island is f****** up

Full of weirdos and thugs) - You have seemed to have spelt the F-word wrong you illiterate F*** wit! - If your going to belittle someone or something make sure you word it correctly!...

[blooming barmy bongo]

and it might help you look in the local news, not many deaths at nightclubs in canvey are there, before slating a town at least look at your own crime rate DOH!!!

[ken]

i live in southend and have lived in canvey and i would like to add that they are both sh*t, as is most of essex

[THEROCK]

Canvey Twinned with Monte Carlo a Pure Tax Haven..oops im shell haven!!

[Guest]

Quote:

(QUOTE -Canvey is a dump
I know it's hard to take but your island is f****** up
Full of weirdos and thugs) - You have seemed to have spelt the F-word wrong you illiterate F*** wit! - If your going to belittle someone or something make sure you word it correctly!...

That from the man that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" and starts a sentence with "you have seemed to have....." Christ on a bike these pikies with special needs really take biscuit don't they!!??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Thank God I live in Leafy Surrey !

 

I think Ken had it about right !