A Few Zen Thoughts

[pabird]

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like ... Night.

3. On the other hand, ....... you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets

the cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wronglane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have

film.

29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet

engines.

30. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

31. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

32. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS

33. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what

the hell happened

[Uncle Urchin]

having a quiet afternoon pabird.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Been busy of late Unc, still attempting to earn the odd crust

How you keeping?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

If at first you don't succeed........Hide the evidence!

[Big J R]

Quote:

pabird said:
Been busy of late Unc, still attempting to earn the odd crust
How you keeping?

Save me a couple of crusts, P.A.

Go well with me Braintree Sausages !

[Uncle Urchin]

well thank you...had better winters but we reap what we sow....

 

be pleased to see the summer break to be honest and am looking forward to next season...

 

hows the lad doing..?

[pabird]

Thanks for asking Unc, Season full of injuries but now fully fit and looking forward to the play-offs

As for save some one else the odd crust, thats all I get the inland revenue get the bread

Met some one the other day said he was voting for Tony, true you know there are more outside than inside the funny farms