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The owner of a horse stud farm receives a call from a friend, saying he is sending over a midget with a speech impairment who is looking to buy a horse.


The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he would like a male or a female horse.


"A female horth," the midget replies.


So, the owner shows him his finest filly.


"Nith looking horth. Can I thee her mouf?"


So, the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.


"Nith mouf. Can I thee her eyeth?"


Again, the owner picks the midget up and shows him the horse's eyes.


"OK, what about her earzth?"


The owner, getting pretty pissed-off by now, lifts him up higher to the ears.


"OK", says the midget,"Can I thee her twat?"


With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves the little fella's head way up into the filly's twat, then yanks him out.


Shaking his head, and out of breath the midget says, "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a little bit?"

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Gee canveyfan no1, I wish someone would have told me that there would be a critique for every joke I posted. If I had known, I would have made sure that they were all up to your standard.


Oh, by the way, I went looking for the jokes you had posted to see what that standard is. Couldn't find any??!! That would make you an unqualified critic would it?


Lighten up. This is for fun.

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Reminds me of the Seven Dwarfs walking into an information centre and asking,


"How tall is a Nun ?"


"Usually around five foot high !" Comes the reply !


"Then how tall is a Penguin ?" Six of the dwarves ask !


"Around three foot tall, max !" They get told.


Six of them skip out of the room, gleefully, chanting,



[color:"red"] "Dopey's f*cked a Penguin ! Dopey's f*cked a Penguin ! Dopey's f*cked a ................ !!"


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