Bring back the silence

[fanoftheblues]

I know it's old now but I think we should bring this back, as it was (nearly) always funny. The opposition have a goal kick, instead of the usual boring "OHHHHH, you're S*** Ah" from behind the goal that you here at a lot of grounds, there was a slow "Shush"ing sound as everyone fell silent, until the moment the unfortunate goalie kicks the ball when as much noise as possible is made. Some very funny comical miskicks were made.

[fanoftheblues]

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the silence has spoken!!!

[GazzaBTFC]

Well you asked for silence...

[fanoftheblues]

Shush!!!

[Big J R]

Silence is Golden.

 

So is Robertson's marmalade !

 

(doesn't make a SHRED of difference, though !!)

[American FLEET FAN No1]

DAN.................QUICK...........WHERE DOES BJR LIVE?................Time to put him out of OUR misey! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Dan Sampford]

A house <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Dan Sampford said:
A house <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

In Dorking?????..................Never heard of such a thing...........They are all palaces down there, aren't they?

[Dan Sampford]

I didn't notice any when I went in October last year.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Were you on the Excecutive tour, or the Canvey travel in a Caravan tour?

[Dan Sampford]

Well it went round all the mobile home parks.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Over to you BJR! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Mobile homes are up on Box Hill. (One of the Great Train Robbers hid out there).

 

Dan would have needed a specialist visa to visit my part of Dorking, and they are not handed out lightly !

 

He would only have been allowed access to the plebs district.

 

I'll make sure he's allowed down Millionaires Rown on his next visit.

 

A Hundred quid should do it !

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Big J R said:
Mobile homes are up on Box Hill. (One of the Great Train Robbers hid out there).

Dan would have needed a specialist visa to visit my part of Dorking, and they are not handed out lightly !

He would only have been allowed access to the plebs district.

I'll make sure he's allowed down Millionaires Rown on his next visit.

A Hundred quid should do it !

A hundred Quid???????......He will have to pay it in 10 pence pieces out of his Nat West Piggy Bank! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

DON'T MENTION PIGGY BANKS !

 

THAT'S A REFERENCE TO PORK....

 

AND THAT'S A REFERENCE TO [color:"red"] S-A-U-S-A-G...................... [color:"blue"]

 

(N-U-R-S-E ??) [color:"black"] <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloenurse.gif" alt="" />