Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support Fans Focus by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

The ventriloquist

Burnham Lad

Recommended Posts

A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on the gate, by his field, patting his dog.


He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man "Can I talk to your dog?"


Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."


Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"


Dog: "Doin' all right."


Villager: (look of extreme shock)


Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)


Dog: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Villager: (look of utter disbelief)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think."


Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool"


Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)


Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)


Horse: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."


Villager: (total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Create New...