Alternative Medical Dictionary

[Burnham Lad]

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

BOWEL - letters like a, e, i, o, u

CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing

CAT SCAN - searching for lost pussy

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTISONE - area around local courthouse

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late princess

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOUR - pretending to work

GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without toes

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MENOPAUSE - I no wait

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - City of Obey

PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

SECRETION - hiding anything

SEMEN - sailors

SERUM - sailors drink

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"

TABLET - small table.