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Burnham Lad

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A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look, unable to remember having seen her before.

 

Seeing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," Thereupon she walked out of the store.

 

He was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the heck is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!

 

But then he thought: I don't remember her but maybe...during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in college...perhaps I DID father her child! He ran from the store, caught her up in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, when we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

 

Several long seconds ticked away, as she gave him a cool look of appraisal. "That sounds like fun" she finally replied, "but actually I'm your son's Class teacher."

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