CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

[blooming barmy bongo]

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton

balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this,

yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,

and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

[Sharming Paula]

Yuk. V Good lol

[gnfcmightymole]

i could csarry on with another one but it would get deleted

[Burnham Lad]

Sounds like the first line of the song:

 

Cigarettes and Tampons and wild, wild women.............

[Rob_Butler]

Just post the next one so i can read it before it gets deleted.

[EUFC superb]

Or PM everyone that wants to hear it

[Sharming Paula]

Include me in

[Big J R]

I see that Boots the Chemists have a special offer on Tampax !

For a limited period only !