Inflatables

[Wealdstone]

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school

and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he

gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the

inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and

stabs him.

 

He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he

thinks again `I hate school` and pulls his knife out and stabs

the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two

hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable

bedroom door with the inflatable police.

 

Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife

and stabs himself.

Later on in the evening he wakes up in

inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to

him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the

headmaster gravely intones:

 

`You've let me down; you've let the school down

but, worst of all, you've let yourself down`

 

 

 

[Ofiicial]

cor blimey stoney.....even uncle urchin could do better than that....be pleased when the footie starts again and then we can all have a proppa laugh.....

[Burnham Lad]

Presumably the inflatable paramedics gave them an emergency blow job to save them?

[Ofiicial]

well I certainly hope that it wasn't an inflatable urchinette cos we sell them at a grand each....

[Wilf]

Well it cheered me up anyway!