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Mind What You Say !

Big J R

By Big J R
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

 

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

 

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me a good one.

 

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, "'you ruined my life you evil fat slag'"!!

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