Bacon and Brie Sandwich

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've just spent what seemed like an eternity in my local sandwich bar, trying to explain to the thick, think w*nker at the counter what a Bacon and Brie Sandwich is.

 

He looked at me blankly and asked "Bacon?", to which I replied "and Brie", to which he looked blankly at me again.

 

I pointed to the Brie behind the counter and said, very clearly "it's cheese", to which he looked at me blankly and then proceeded to disappear out the back.

 

Five/ten/thirty/whatever minutes later, he returned with a couple of slices of fatty, grissly bacon, stuck them inside two slices of bread and wrapped it some paper for me.

 

"What about the Brie?" I asked, to which he looked at me blankly and muttered something in Italian.

 

Sod it, I thought, and paid my £1.50. I took one bite walking down the road and threw the rest in the bin. It was fking disgusting.

 

 

[The Lyrical Tarantula]

Try Brie and Grapes instead.

 

I'm a bit of a Brie addict I must say, I ate a ton of it on New Years Eve and have been known to buy a whole lump of it and consume it straight away!

[Laz]

Brie and Cider?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Got a Bacon and Brie one from Porters yesterday morning. Much better!

 

Does anyone like Coleslaw??

 

 

[ESG]

home made or shop?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Either. Personally, I dislike both.