This ere boozer

[The Invisible Man]

Ah, now you're talking! I do like to go the pretty way. I don't even mind going the long way round.

 

We could split the difference - how about Newport Pagnell service station? I know I'm a romantic fool.

 

I know they serve yoghurt but I doubt if the strwberries are fresh.

[Halifax Lass]

 

Great minds think alike!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

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[The Invisible Man]

I think I can see some more speeding points coming!

[Big J R]

And all because the lady loves a yoghurt !

 

(Sounds like a good advertising line to me !!)

[Halifax Lass]

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I think I can see some more speeding points coming!

And I can see myself being banned (and not just from driving!!) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />



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[Big J R]

Is that why when you want to marry, they call the 'Banns' ?

 

I KNEW there was a reason NOT to get hitched !

[DeeFicient]

 

I go absent for a day and look what happens. Hotbed of intrigue again.

 

Seems to be an awful lot of sinning going on. You still have to confess HL even if it's only thoughts!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

THIS ERE BOOZER.

 

WELL ! When my daughter got back from 'our local' last night, she said there was a 'set-too' up there.

 

Two women having a go over a bloke ! Handbags at 2 paces ! Hair-pulling ! Face slapping !

 

Why do I miss all the fun ??

[The Invisible Man]

I notice you don't advise her to stop it, DeeFicient, just to confess it!

 

Quite right. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

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THIS ERE BOOZER.

WELL ! When my daughter got back from 'our local' last night, she said there was a 'set-too' up there.

Two women having a go over a bloke ! Handbags at 2 paces ! Hair-pulling ! Face slapping !

Why do I miss all the fun ??

Were you the object of the combatant's affections, BJR? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Absolutely not !

 

There are women, and then there are women, and then there are girls !

 

Personally, I don't think anyone is worth fighting over.

 

Watching women fight, though. That's another matter.

[DeeFicient]

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I notice you don't advise her to stop it, DeeFicient, just to confess it!

Quite right. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Live and let live is my motto and you've got some room to talk Invisible you're encouraging her! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Nonsense, she's leading me astray. Bless her.

 

I used to be such a nice young man.

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Oh Invisible, is that what you really think?

If it is then please ignore me and go back to being "a nice YOUNG man".

 

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[Big J R]

I know its Sunday, but, "Bless Her ?"

 

Oh well: Suit yourself.

 

('Young' may defy description !)

[The Invisible Man]

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Oh Invisible, is that what you really think?
If it is then please ignore me and go back to being "a nice YOUNG man".

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Now see what you've done, DeeFicient, you've got me into trouble.

Young is a relative term. Anyway, I am mature, with all the wisdom that only experience can bring.

[Halifax Lass]

 

Leicester it is then! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

What is it with Leicester ?

 

Is that why Gary Linneker is so pro-Leicester ?

 

After all: He does have LARGE ears.

 

How does a good woman hold her liquor ??

 

On second thoughts..........................

[Halifax Lass]

 

Did you enjoy your visit to the local hostelry for lunch then JR? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Didn't make it. Eldest daughter has gone out for the day with her two, so we decided on a lazy day in !

 

There's always tomorrow, and we hear vicious rumours youngest heir may be calling round this evening which may well result in a few bevvy's