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Lets be honest Invis !

They'll probably get a light slap on the wrist; A social worker to puth them on the 'straight and narrow', and 50 quid out of the poor-box.

Personally ? I'd bring back the birch AND borstal !


[color:"red"]Straight and Narrow, what' that?!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

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In my day, it was the four pace walk, towards the letter 'T' marked in chalk on the trapdoor, with a ready and waiting pre-stretched hemp noosed rope dangling invitingly bofore the oncoming criminal.

All over and sorted in 30 seconds !

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All that just for being a Social Worker, bit harsh!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I think Enfield is getting worse. And there are never cozzers about to nick muggers and 'youths' loitering about. They only seem to pop up when I've had a skinful!!

As for the card scam, I was fleeced in a restauarant and the b*stards went on a spending spree in Leeds, that I could ill-afford. Only, my bank is being a total twat about it. Apparantly it was my fault. Lots of stongly-worded letters and the threat of legal action and now they're finally sorting it out.

Bast*rds!

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Now you know why yesterday was a Bank Holiday !

Their employeeeees spending some of your hard erant dosh TIF'born !

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I think it was some Northern scallywag who worked in a restaurant. But I'd used it in so many restaurants, it's hard to tell who the little sh!te is.

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Like I said earlier; If you can use cash, far better !

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I think it was some Northern scallywag who worked in a restaurant. But I'd used it in so many restaurants, it's hard to tell who the little sh!te is.


Some people up north are very nice!!!!!

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Some people up north are very nice!!!!!


They are??? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />



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I think it was some scallywag who worked in a restaurant. But I'd used it in so many restaurants, it's hard to tell who the little sh!te is.


I've heard that restaurants are the worst place for credit card fraud. I know a couple of people who have been got that way, and I almost always pay by cash.

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bloody scallywags... I just found out that my car - which was left for some repairs, has been broken into - window smashed, stereo stolen, two slashed tyres - as if the fact that it wasn't working in the first place wasn't enough?

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And no comment from Lass about people from the North !

She must be on a 'mission' !

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Maybe its because she's not really a Northener. Although her and Urchinett seem to know a lot about the Trafford Centre and that's in Manchester which isn't too far from Halifax.

As for her being on a 'Mission' BJR I reckon she'd be far too tired for anything after all her 'goings on' over the Bank Holiday. She must be knackered what with travelling down to Leicester Forest Services AND Enfield and whatever that entailed. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Probably too embarrassed to show her face on here for a while. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />





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She should have gone by British Rail on one of their special offers.

I thinks it's called a

'HAVE IT AWAY DAY !'

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I'm not going to rise to that BJR, unlike others!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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You can't beat the old blue lozenge for the perfect rise, Lass !

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