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Time and honour hath no barrier here.

Kickboxing: Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawkins.

Sumo wrestling: Dawn French vs Lena Zavaroni.

Marriage: Marquis de Sade and Mary Whitehouse.

...you get the jist...now add your own!

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Hanibal Lecter and Twiggy

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Harold Shipman and Thora Hird

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LOL!!

Celebrity Nude Wrestling:
Carol Vorderman vs Philippa Forrester.
[not a mismatch...just a fantasy!] <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Squawkident and Sodje

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Mother Teresa and Adolf Hitler!

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Tony Blair and Maggie Thatcher

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THREE LEGGED RACE :

Douglas Bader and Lady McCartney.

(Work that one out !)

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SICKO BIG JR!

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Roy Chubby Brown and Germaine Greer

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"Celebrity House Make-Overs" presented by Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and Fred Dibnah.

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The Temperance League: The Salvation Army and Dennis Thatcher!

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Nice twist Les. Like it!!

How about...
Celebrity arm wrestling:
Bob Carolgees & Spit the Dog vs Rod Hull and Emu.

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Blind Date:

Lord Brocket and Jenny Bond !!!

OR

Johnny Rotten and Jordan.

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Football:Tottenham v Man City........OOOOOOOOPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Tug of war:
Mohammed al Fayed vs Prince Charles.

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Battle of Verbal Bandiage!RE:Another Game!
Squawkident V David Holden,Stu M, Chris Blanc and Student Scum. (kept waiting for Squawk to bring Sodje on as a Sub.) <img src="/images/graemlins/megaphon.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />

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(...puts on Flak Jacket !!!!!)

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Fighting the Flab!
Paul Gascoine and Weight Watchers

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Booze v Holy Water
Keith Richard and Cliff Richards




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