<blockquote><font class="small">Quote merv:</font><hr />
My goodness, I'm away from the office for a few hours and, wow! they're all at it. Keep it coming guys.
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" /> Like I said the only time this board livens up is when the non Canvey fans appear on it.
As for Rotten George's Johnny, I put you to bed last year (when you were masquerading as John Crawshaw) with my little piece on doing a precis to reduce all your drivelings to a single word. From memory the word began with B and ended with cks. Do a search for 'precis' if anyone else wants to read it. Think I tucked you up nicely on that one even though you are now renouncing the name of which you were once proud. I then decided I wouldn't respond to any more of your postings. Earlier this season, once the penny dropped that all three of you were, in fact, the same person I decided to drop all one/three of you altogether. I toyed with you for a while but whereas it's fun for Manchester United to play Croyden once in a while, every week would get a bit boring.
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" /> Well it doesn't take too much working out that I did indeed used to be John Crawshaw, you know the one you were asking to come back on the FA Trophy thread, oh and I agree with Bald Eagle about your team being poo! However as I've already made clear I have no connection with George Manning. As for tucking me up nicely, I'll have to ask a medical expert to translate that into English for me, and which name am I renouncing? And for goodness sake learn how to spell Croydon, presumably you've never been there either? As for directions to Slough, another place where you've obviously never been unfortunatly I didn't have my crystal ball that day or I'd have known there would be prang on the M4, as for alternate routes ever tried looking at a map?
While we are on speaking terms however, I will point out that I did get to Slough (wish I hadn't now, we were dire) but my request for local knowledge of the best route was a sincere one. Any idiot could have said, "M4 off at Junction 5, etc. etc." In fact you did, with your RJS hat on. What I asked for was local knowledge and was pleased to receive a private email from a Slough fan who, with the benefit of local knowledge, recommended us to go by what seemed a much quicker route using M25 and then M40 for one junction and then the A412, arriving at the ground from the north. We followed this route and got there long before some other supporters who got gridlocked on the M4 (nasty accident that day) and wasted valuable drinking time. But you obviously had fun in your padded cell putting the message about that Vic and Merv couldn't read a map. Even I laughed at first but your big failing as a wit is that you do tend to go on and on and on...
You refer to pots calling kettles.
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" /> I do indeed refer to pots and kettles, it was you who resorted to petty insults on the FA Trophy thread and got it closed, now if you'll excuse me I do have more intresting things to do I'm off to watch some paint dry and if you've managed to bore the other non Canvey fans on here into submission the board can go back to one posting every few days.