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HOW DO YOU WORK A WOMAN OUT

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Any comments anyone <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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The person who works that out will become very rich!

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Give us all your money, cheque cards, credit cards a nice car and you'll find out lol

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cheques made payable too? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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It is quite easy. Remember you chose your woman over the 3.whatever billion women in the world. Treat her with respect, don't expect her to wait on you hand and foot as mum did your whole life, treat her as though you understand she is an intelligent being unto herself and not an extension of you, and don't expect her to sit there and not mind when you are ogling every other woman you see and making her watch it.

It is no different than the way blokes want to be treated with respect, not be expected to be up and running all day playing Mr Fixit and spending all their free time doing 'honey-do' lists.

If you need to know these things, ask a woman. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I wonder if BJR would agree with you on this Moo

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Bollox, you play interested, get them hooked, then repel them then they are under your control.....

Failing that dont have a woman, have a couple, and some sluts

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I wonder if BJR would agree with you on this Moo

Not so sure his opinion counts on this matter.

My guess, Kaiser, is you have had quite a bit of rejection in your life and therefore have become anti-woman. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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I wonder if BJR would agree with you on this Moo

Not so sure his opinion counts on this matter.

My guess, Kaiser, is you have had quite a bit of rejection in your life and therefore have become anti-woman. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />


He is only coming on all macho to cover up his true feelings.

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Big mistake to either work them out or even attempt the journey
The greatest bonus of a relationship is in keeping the mystery? the blinding joy when she gives beyond your wildest dream is forever a prize beyond planning
On simple secret is to have "another" life to enjoy, be that golf, football or any other activity that takes you away from the parnership and allows a realisation of of how the small (other) issues count for little in the long run.

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you just have to know when to say yes babe, or no babe, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

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There's only one guvnor' in our house, God bless 'Er !

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As it should be, BRJ, as it should be. In every truly happy marriage, the woman knows how to let the man think he is the boss, while gently ruling the manor.

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As it should be, BRJ, as it should be. In every truly happy marriage, the woman knows how to let the man think he is the boss, while gently ruling the manor.


......... The operative word being, GENTLY !

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wouldn't even attempt to try, women are to complicated and complex.

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I cannot work them.

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as slaves or out?
please enlighten.

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out.

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........ As Albert Einstein once said...................

"The theory of relativity is a doddle, but a woman's mind ???? FORGET IT !!"

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but a women will always disagree then agree and then disagree in an argument why FFS <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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