The Chicken and The Road !!

[Big J R]

OH, I JUST LUV THESE ! (More from the States !)

 

When asked why the chicken crossed the road, the following famous people gave these replies......

 

GEORGE W.BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

 

HANS BLIX WEAPONS INSPECTOR.

We have no reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

MOHAMMED AL SHAHAF (Iraqi info minister).

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

 

DR SEUSS.

Did the chicken cross the road ? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY.

To die in the rain. Alone.

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

GRANDPA.

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

JOHN LENNON.

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

 

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.

 

KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.

 

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

 

CAPTAIN KIRK.

To boldly go where no chicken has ever been before.

 

SIGMUND FREUD.

The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

 

THE BIBLE.

And God came down from heaven, and He said unto the chicken "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD" And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

 

COLONEL SANDERS.

What, did I miss one?