Quote of the day

[The Town Crier]

After attending a Ryman meeting I popped back to the club where the Thursday night library club were reading old fanzines

 

At the Ryman meeting a guest speaker replied.

"Grass seed has shot up in the last year"

in answer to a question re cost.

 

or was it one of the many hilarious lines written it the now defunct fanzine, Cow Shed Blues

 

TV guide; 7.30. Muffin the mule. Tony cross talks about his auto biography

 

or... to actually put the ball over the bar from 2 yards out in any sport that uses a ball is a magnificent achievement...it seemed like he was aiming for a sparrow on a telegraph wire across the other side of the road.

 

or...Owner of the most expensive car in the car park at any ground and strangely spends most of the game trying to hit it with the ball, As a footballer he plays good golf.

 

 

 

[GazzaBTFC]

With Mark back between the posts, our matches should become much closer and more exciting to watch. As fast as we score goals, Mark will be conceding them at the other end

 

Or...

 

Kendall has also spoken to veteran Douglas Bader - early reports say his legs have gone but he's bloody good in the air

[Rod]

[quote=The Town Crier)one of the many hilarious lines written it the now defunct fanzine, Cow Shed Blues

 

or...Owner of the most expensive car in the car park at any ground and strangely spends most of the game trying to hit it with the ball, As a footballer he plays good golf.

 

'He's done a Gilbert' became a phrase for a number of years for a clearance 'down the line' by a left back that went over the top of the cowshed.......

 

[Brightside Bloke]

quote of the day... Get rid of it ..get rid of it. hit it anywhere.....NO NOT [****!!****] THERE YOU [****!!****]