One Especially for Halifax Lass !

[Big J R]

God was bored and went missing for six days. The Archangel Gabriel found him resting on the seventh day.

 

"What have You been up to ?" he said.

 

"I've created the planet Earth and it will be a place of great balance."

 

"Balance ?" asked Gabriel.

 

God explained.

 

North America would be wealthy and South America would be poor. "Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there a continent of black people."

 

God talked of different countries.

 

"That one will be hot and that one will be covered with ice."

 

Gabriel was impressed and pointed to an area in England and said:

 

"What's that ?"

 

"Ah," said God. "That is Yorkshire, the most glorious place on Earth. There will be beautiful lakes, streams, rivers and hills, great music, architecture, and sporting giants. The people from Yorkshire will be modest, intelligent and witty. They will be sociable, hard working and high achievers. They will be known throughout the world as diplomats and peace-makers."

 

Gabriel gasped in admiration, thought for a moment, and said:

 

"But what about balance, God ? You said there will be balance !"

 

"Ah," said God, nodding sagely,

 

"Let me tell you about Lancashire..."

 

 

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[Halifax Lass]

 

 

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[Tom S]

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The people from Yorkshire will be modest, intelligent and witty. They will be sociable, hard working and high achievers. They will be known throughout the world as diplomats and peace-makers

So what went wrong in the implementation?

[Halifax Lass]

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Tom S said:

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The people from Yorkshire will be modest, intelligent and witty. They will be sociable, hard working and high achievers. They will be known throughout the world as diplomats and peace-makers

So what went wrong in the implementation?

Being a peaceable sort of person who tries at all times to be diplomatic I will refrain from making a retort such as **** off. Instead I will carry on studying "Rhapsodien wher die andwendung der psychischen curmethode auf geisteszerruittungen" by Reil. Soon I shall get into my car and drive to the local hostelry to meet and socialise with friends and colleagues. On returning I will clean the house from top to bottom whilst preparing a gourmet meal. Modesty prevents me from saying more!!!

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