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Sexy (?) One liners !

Big J R

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Sexy (?) One Liners.


A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.


What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes ? Goes-in-tight!


What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like ? Depends...


What's "68" ? You do me and I owe you one.


What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball ? Gagged!


How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!


KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before!"


Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy ? He did okay until his business fell off.


What did the Indian say when the white man tied his p*nis in a knot ? "How come ?"


How do you p*ss off Winnie The Pooh ? By sticking your finger in his honey.


What do you call a truckload of vibrators ? Toys for Twats.


What do you call kinky s*x with chocolate ? S&M&M.


What's the definition of eternity ? The length of time between when YOU come and SHE leaves.


Why do we have orgasms ? How else would we know when to stop ?


What do Kodak film have in common with condoms ? Both capture the moment.


What's the ultimate in rejection ? When you're mastu*bating and your hand falls asleep.


Why don't debutantes go to orgies ? There'd be too many thank you notes to write.


There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blow-job.


What do a [***!!***] and soya beans have in common ? They are both used as

substitutes for meat.


What do you call kids born in wh*rehouses? Brothel sprouts.

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