Holidays!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Per-xactly, Libro.

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Anyway, we should be trying to think of people who could go on holiday with Claire.

 

Someone who would fully appreciate the delights of Magaluf.

 

Jade from Big Brother?

90's girl-band Vanilla?

Kat Slater??

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Baxter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AFF]

Now I think about it, the furry donkeys from Magaluf actually come with a sombrero.

 

Good luck with your re-arrangements, Claire.

[SteveP]

Claire, temps can easily be arrranged within 3 weeks, I have used Temps with only a couple of days notice before. I think someone is making excuses.

[Sun]

FFS

5 pages of this rubbish...

 

 

Steve P

u heard about this

 

waitingforwaits@yahoo.es

[Chubbhead EFM]

Oh my God! I bought one of those monks with a pop-up erection in spain! How embarrasing :0

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Well i shall be looking for them to buy for special people back here, when i'm in Magaluf!!!!!!!

 

Yes people!!!!!!! The holiday has been booked and i'm off to Magaluf!!!!!!! Not sure where we're staying yet - but the bloke (who sounded really gorgeous (but very camp) at the same time!!!!!!) assured me that we would not be staying in the hills!!!!!!!

 

Thank f@ck for that!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Indeed. Staying in the hills might just be a tad too much Spanish culture, eh!

 

 

[Claire!]

I'm on about having to walk up them!!!!!! Altight going down, but up - well that's a different matter!!!!!!!!!!

[AFF]

Great news after the disappointment last week, Claire.

 

I'm sure that you will have a fantastic time in Magaluf. Let us know when you get back.

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

I will do!!!!!!! I'm sure there's gonna be a few dodgy photos as well!!!!!!!

 

There's a few dodgy photos (and video!!!!!!) of me in Yarmouth!!!!!!!

[Boot CleanerEFM]

sorry to have to do this Claire but i have to do it i will report you to the Great Yarmouth security people and the Pop Beach security people

sorry but it has to be done

[Boot CleanerEFM]

because u saw the pop beach for free

[Boot CleanerEFM]

this was meant for the great yarmouth post

[Claire!]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh Boot Cleaner!!!!!!! You're so funny!!!!!!!!

 

Got your text by the way on Saturday Night!!!!!!! But i was too p1ssed to focus on the small letters on my phone!!!!!!!!!1

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Back to Kavos, quite possibly the worst place on earth, full of twats, very expensive and signalled the end of my time with the love of my life, exactly the same as every other resort in Greece and Spain and the like!

 

Agree with Steve, go on a City break, you can see some of these wonderful cities and cultures and get as pissed as you like in the evening still! (still wondering why 90% of the brits I´ve seen in Barcalona are just swilling beer all day going red, we really are a cancer on this world when abroad)

[Claire!]

Don't worry!!!! Next year i'm planning on seeing Barcelona!!!!!

 

However, a long weekend in Paris would be nice!!!!!!!!

 

And Christmas shopping in New York as well!!!!!!!!

 

And maybe another long weekend in Rome!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

(still wondering why 90% of the brits I´ve seen in Barcalona are just swilling beer all day going red, we really are a cancer on this world when abroad)

Fk me, Thorns. Are you getting a social conscience in your old age!!? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

And you're still not thirty for another couple of months yet!!

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[EFM Trev]

This is, without question, the most depressing fcking thing i have ever read.