Virtual Taxi

[mala_D]

You're a London taxi driver and a known public figure gets in your cab.

Here's your chance to speak your mind.

 

Here goes...

 

 

"Oi...David Mellor! Get those frigging teeth fixed!"

[Martin]

Oi..Lara...no...teach the rest of your team how to bat you [****!!****]. The match is supposed to last five friggin days.

[Barry Scott]

oi..Jodie Marsh, f*** off you ugly ho

[Big J R]

Oi Ken ! Bus Lanes ??? I'll give you fckin' Bus Lanes !!

[Martin]

Oi Mr. President of the Surrey CCC why are you charging me £1.50 per ticket to refund my money which you have had since November for match day tickets.

 

I'm not bitter btw.

[mala_D]

oi! Simon Cowell! Wash yer roll neck...you sweaty, rancid piece of chicken ar5e.

[Big J R]

"Oi Peter Mandellson, I'll drop you at the Eurostar terminal at Victoris. Just dont f'ckin come back !!"

[Lil' Red Neck]

Oi Cilla get your 5uckin teeth sorted

[Big J R]

Oi Sven - Save some crumpet for me !

[Big J R]

Oi Paula !! You should have booked me for the last 10 kilometers.

[Martin]

Oi, Steve Cram don't make bloody excuses for her because it was hot, it is the summer feckin games in Athens what did she expect?

[meldrew]

Where do you wanna go Rooney,Kings Cross?

[Tuffley Rebel]

Where do you wanna go Mr Sturrock, the job centre?

[mala_D]

Oi...midget! Take that Tom Cruise look off your face!

[Red Neck]

Oi! Mandelson, don't you get it? Being a crooked politician is one thing, but you're taking the piss.

[Barry Scott]

Oi Gallagher! (Liam variant) Die, tw*t die!

[Martin]

Oi Sir Mark Thatcher no, don't attempt a coup in Equatorial Guinea and then get arrested in your pjs, it will piss off your mother and she is one evil bitch.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Tony Blair, why don't you [***!!***] off to the USA and live up Bushes [****!!****] there.

[Martin]

And while your at it why don't you drag the rest of parliament along with you.

[Lil' Red Neck]

Oi Vanessa Feltz get slim and stay slim.