Some 'Feminine' Translations.

[Big J R]

For you men who ain't too sure exactly what a woman means.......

 

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You want = You want.

 

We need = I want.

 

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

 

We need to talk = I need to complain.

 

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

 

I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat ( Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last fiver, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important.

 

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.

 

You're ... so MANLY = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

I'm not emotional, and I NOT over-reacting! = I'm having my period.

 

This kitchen is SO inconvenient = I want a new house.

 

The car is empty = Go fill it up.

 

The rubbish bin is full = Take it out.

 

The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong.

 

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

 

I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

 

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there !!

 

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep..

 

Do you love me ? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

How much do you love me ? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

 

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

 

Is my butt fat ? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

 

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

 

Are you listening to me ? = Too late, YOU'RE DEAD !!

 

Please walk me home = Let's go make out.

 

It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this.

 

Yes = No.

 

No = No.

 

Maybe = No.

 

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

 

Do you like this recipe ? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

 

Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

 

I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new hand-bags, and O-MI-GOSH there's a sale in lingerie department, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your cheque book ?

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In response to "What's Wrong ?":

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The same old thing. = Nothing.

 

Nothing. = Everything.

 

Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

 

Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an _______.

 

I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam.

 

What makes you think there is something wrong ? = I'm going to kill you.

 

 

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