Teas at Windsor and Eton

[Guest]

This has probably been said before but what sort of teabags at Windsor and Eton do they use? The tea is so [censored]!

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

No idea, may i suggest the Windsor forum, We are just the "Squatters"

[Paul Stephens]

Its not the teabags its the long life milk. Fresh milk would make it soo much better. (Mind you even the balck coffee tastes like Bovril)

[BFR]

I stick to the soup as the tea is gravel mixed with toilet water

[brighton_rebel]

I complained about this last season, and nearly started a world war. It is a bit better now, but i still had to tip half mine away on Saturday and the grass behind the goal shrivelled and died.

 

brighton rebel

[Woody SUFC]

bring a flask?

[BFR]

Or make proper tea so that people buy it!

[brighton_rebel]

I bring enough crap without lugging a flask round as well, which i would probably fill with brandy, get very drunk, fall over and smash the flask to pieces

[Woody SUFC]

I said it before about something else Slough fans whinged about...

 

You Don't HAVE to buy it.

 

I personaly like the cup of tea but hey

[BFR]

Well you are the boy who pisses all over yourself

[Woody SUFC]

not all over myself. Sheesh. Get your facts right

[Martin]

I thought you said it went in your eye? Is that not part of yourself?

[Barry Scott]

well, you know what they're like south of the river

[Woody SUFC]

not ALL over myself.

 

Sheesh

[Barry Scott]

Well if it hit your eye, there must have been some severe upward movement of the substance, therefore inferring that there had to have been significant spillage over other areas

[Woody SUFC]

nope...that's one of the reasons i mentioned it...

 

I'm starting to regret it now but i guess you do stupid things when intoxicated

[Martin]

Mentioning that you pissed all over your front room and in your own eye does have to be one of the daftest things I have ever known anyone voluntarily divulge on an internet forum.

 

Jeez, imagining finding that when you share that type of info everyone else takes the...mick out of you.

 

Notice that everyone else who shared a pissing story in the pub strangely involved "a friend."

[Burnham Lad]

And after his post, Woody says he LIKES the tea......makes you wonder?????

 

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[Ian]

If Woody drinks that tea it'll explain his stunted growth.

[Dominic]

Madonna said drinking your own piss is good for you, is this true Woody?