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The Witch Doctor.

Big J R

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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.


After a few visits the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.


The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a

year !"


All you have to do is say, ...... [color:"blue"] 123' [color:"black"] and it shall rise for as long as you wish !


"The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over ?"


The witch doctor says, "All you, or your partner has to say is, [color:"blue"] 1234 [color:"black"] ,and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a whole year !"


The guy goes home and that night

he is ready to surprise his wife.


So he's lying in bed with her and says, [color:"blue"] "123" [color:"black"] and suddenly he gets an erection.


His wife turns over and says . [color:"blue"] "What did you say '123' [color:"red"] FOR ?" [color:"black"]


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