Monster Raving.............

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] "Monster Raving Loony" Party Manifesto for the up coming British General Election":-

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"We will issue a 99p coin to save on change."

 

"We pledge to reduce class sizes by making pupils sit closer to one another. Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the others."

 

"Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres. All cars will be converted to run on Venos to help stop congestion."

 

"Any teenager caught breaking an Auntie Social Order will be sent to their Uncle's for a clip around the ear-'ole."

 

"Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population. Fox hunting will be re-introduced under the 'one hound, one fox' policy to make it a bit fairer."

 

"All weapons of mass destruction will be made highly visible so we can find them."

 

"The National Anthem will be replaced with Bring Me Sunshine as sung by Morecambe and Wise. On State occasions, Prince Philip will jiggle his spectacles up and down."" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

See................I DO understand their manifesto!