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Barwin's Theory of Evolution

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A herd of animals can move only as fast as the slowest animal. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.

 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And, THAT is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

 

PS. Big JR's team is the champions. I bet he's feeling pretty smart today!

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You could say that Ace, and I feel a few pints of amber nectar approaching tonight !

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