I Go Away On A Course For A Day...

[GazzaBTFC]

...and I find hardly any traffic or interesting banter to read. Come on Chaps, we have Chav City Numpties to wind up and Brain Dead Ground Removals to rubbish...

[Ryan.c]

I'm disgusted to see that work is interfering with your moderating duties Gaz. It has been like a Chelmsford game on here lately, ever since the news about Sappleton. Maybe everyone is actually working for a change!?

[GazzaBTFC]

Hey, hey, hey...the course will ultimately help me understand Peter Fosters figures and 'Ricay balance sheet and understand the loss of that missing £20k...

 

The course was "Understanding Comapny A/c's and Balance Sheet's"...so my full time occupation is helping with banter with those of a higher education...or not...depends if you believe he has his accountancy qualifactions....or not...

 

Then again (and getting back on subject), do I really need to be anymore educated to talk to a bunch of numpties who spend most of their time bandaging their knuckles after dragging 'em along the floor all day?

 

Answer's, please children, on a postcard to

 

"The CCFC Numpty Question"

The Pile of Bricks Just behind The Cement Mixer,

Melbourne Park,

Chelmsford,

Essex.

 

The person who gets the correct answer gets to welcome Brain Dead suppoerters with a rousing raspberry when they eventually get to ground share... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kevin M (CCFC)]

...and all you'll ever find out is that company accounts purely reflect whatever a company pays

and wishes their auditors to produce.......

Enron, or closer to home, Robert Maxwell's Mirror Group being prime examples..fantasy figurework....

[Iron Bru]

Gazza

The words balance sheet but specially balance hardly ever come to mind when reading anything you write. Perhaps when you get your debits/credits & assets/liabilities sorted we will be in for a pleasant surprise. We may all profit!!

[GazzaBTFC]

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Iron Bru said:
Gazza
The words balance sheet but specially balance hardly ever come to mind when reading anything you write. Perhaps when you get your debits/credits & assets/liabilities sorted we will be in for a pleasant surprise. We may all profit!!

A munch...me thinks but just a tiddler....