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Apparently the BBC are making a new series starring Michael Barrymore

“Only Pools & Corpses"

 

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Why doesn’t Barrymore have any ashtrays?

Coz he puts his fags out in the pool

 

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What’s grey and smells of curry?

John Majors c*ck

 

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Why did John Major have stomach ache?

He was always eating dodgy curry

 

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Why did Edwina Currie get piles?

Coz she spent hours sitting on the john

 

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What’s the difference between Margaret Thatcher & Edwina Currie?

One f*cked the Miners the other f*cked the Majors !

 

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