Blonde

[Canvey Fan 1926]

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''

''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.

 

''Do you have the container it comes in?''

 

''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''

 

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

 

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''

[neal]

2 Blondes standing either side of a ravine and 1 shouts to the other, " How do you get to the other side?" and the other replied, " You're already there!!

[Kel]

A blind man goes into a bar and orders himself a drink. After he's been served he says to anyone who happens to be listening, "has anyone heard the one about the blonde bird in the farmyard?"

 

The woman standing next to him says, "before you tell that joke I feel I should warn you that I am blonde and have a black belt in karate, the barmaid who served you is blonde and is the local arm wrestling champion, the bouncer on the door is a blonde woman, the woman standing the other side of you is a blonde greco-roman wrestler, and the blonde woman over in the corner is the county heavyweight boxing champion. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?".

 

"No thanks", replies the blind man. "I don't want to have to explain it five times!".