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The Dole Office

Big J R

By Big J R
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A young, tattooed man with long hair, baggy pants and several body piercing's walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,

 

"Hi, I'm lookin' for a job.".

 

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be

provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

 

The young man said, "Wow, you're bull-[****!!****] me!".

 

The Guy behind the counter says, "Well - You started it !!"

 

 

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