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It is just one week til Valentines Day. You've probably not even thought about it, but i can garauntee the woman/women in your life are barely thinking of anything else.

Fellas it's so easy to keep your women happy, but you fluff it up so easily!

If you love her, a single red rose will do. Chocolates help, and so does jewellery.

If you don't love her but want to keep her as a booty call, a card is a must. It doesn't have to be mushy, aslong as you've bothered to send one that's all that matters.

Before i go, i'll leave you with with this...Spare a thought for the unloved and ugly birds and the grotesquely overweight. They want love too. Some of us singletons (through no fault of our own) are just sitting on the shelf waiting to be plucked off...

Feel free to post below if you are single and looking for something smile







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It is a leap year.


So it is the womans job to do the running around after the men.

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A woman if she feels inclined has the opportunity to on a leap year. Being an old fashioned gal i like the man to take the lead until i tell him otherwise smile

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one finger one thumb, keep moving.... cantos!!

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My name is Bitch and i'm a singleton. I'm looking for something and you'd better be something else! Please leave your name and description and a brief summary of your life todate. No aliens thank you laugh

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hiya im Annie
ive big bouncers grin
and big personality to go with it!
open to offers just as long as you are single.
thanks!

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Hi I'm Greg,
I used to be the most powerful manin the biggest media organisation in the world
Now I am Chairman of Brentford

How life changes eh ?

I have all my own hair and teeth.asien

I do not have any bouncers, as such....bounce

I like wagon wheels and jasmin lowson duck

and pink ducks duck

and I am off to Barnet on Tuesday, for a holiday duck duck

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Careful Dykey, cos you are something else! laugh

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that was never proven in court bolt

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and anyway, it was my goat, and it always looked forward to Fridays....deadflies

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i heard it was a sheep in disguise!

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that would explain all that wool duck

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Is just one honest, gagging for it non extraterrestial male too much to ask for? shocked

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Hi i am Cantos a male in my mid thirties,looking for an American lady of a similar age to share my evenings with.

I am into arcade games ,Manchester United and heavy rock(especially 'Cradle of Filth')

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Mid 30's??? biglaugh The rest, alas is true achso


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mid 30's cantos i wld say u r in your 40's lol
not goin by looks of course wink

By the way he supports Fulham!!

deep down he looks for a beautiful angelic woman from the posh tunbridge wells area wink

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Bitch is from Tunbridge Wells

I wonder if she knows someone,but going by the description you probably don't move in those circles.

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Cantos, if you are looking for a 'low' kind of woman, i'm afraid i cant' help. I'm from a Royal town. I respect that and expect men to bow down to me smile

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Harsh!

bounce you rotter!

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expect men to bow down to me smile [/quote]

Yes i have heard you are short.




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