Fellas it's so easy to keep your women happy, but you fluff it up so easily!
If you love her, a single red rose will do. Chocolates help, and so does jewellery.
If you don't love her but want to keep her as a booty call, a card is a must. It doesn't have to be mushy, aslong as you've bothered to send one that's all that matters.
Before i go, i'll leave you with with this...Spare a thought for the unloved and ugly birds and the grotesquely overweight. They want love too. Some of us singletons (through no fault of our own) are just sitting on the shelf waiting to be plucked off...
Feel free to post below if you are single and looking for something