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............... will probably sue Britain for selling them faulty goods, to wit:- Four rather suspect dodgy submarines.

(Only one previous owner: Very low nautical mileage, New M.O.T. Honest Guv !)

The tragedy is, that one crewman died and another was seriously injured on the last sub to set sail for Cananda.
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My Question ?
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WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T WE SELL' EM TO SODDOM HUSSEIN A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO ??
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There is a bigger national tragedy in Canada - no NHL season

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Is that the [color:"red"] 'NO HOPE LEAGUE' [color:"black"] ?

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yep, they're going to replace all the hockey with Curling

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yep, they're going to replace all the hockey with [color:"red"] Curling



[color:"blue"] Isn't that some sort of brand name for a cheap gnats-p1ss lager ????

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> it'll be the most gripping TV ever - 6 hours of watching people get drunk (apparently the canadians do it very well - something to do with an american inferiority complex)

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I await FleetUSA's comments with interest !!

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Keep this to yourselves.......but i always thought Canadians were Americans with brains.....I'll get me coat!!!!!!!!

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probably right, but they don't half bitch about the strength of their dollar against the american one

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Yeah but they make good beer......Molson XXX....7.3% <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon29.gif" alt="" />

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Where do I join ???

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Send 50 quid,to me, in a plain brown Envelope..........and i'll drink to your membership! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/newbie.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Ar, it's the old 'plain brown Envelope' trick, is it ??

No relation to a certain D. Holden are yer, AmericanFLEET ??

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Does anyone know what you cant say in Canada?
(according to kevin bloody willson).

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i love america?

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Ar, it's the old 'plain brown Envelope' trick, is it ??

No relation to a certain D. Holden are yer, AmericanFLEET ??



Wash your mouth out JR! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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............... will probably sue Britain for selling them faulty goods, to wit:- Four rather suspect dodgy submarines.


What are they moaning about? They're aupposed to sink, aren't they?

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.. Not with the hatches open, or were they using the Irish Navy's instruction book ???

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Ah, trying to bump start it no doubt!

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Don't say a lot for [color:"red"] CANADA DRY [color:"black"] duz it ?

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