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although i didnt win an award i feel it was a moral victory for me and i would like to thank a few people without which none of this would have been possible.my thanks go to my cosmetic surgeon,my shrink and fellow members of the basildon branch of AA,i would like to thank everyone ive ever met,indeeed everyone ive never met and a word must go to God for creating the universe without which i probably wouldnt be here tonight.im not in any way bitter to lose to cantos but if hes involved in a 4 car pile up on the A13 this weekend i for one wont be shredding any tears.

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Unlucky Richard

 

The calls have been flooding in and i have been asked to play the Pitsea Working Mans Club on the 19th.

 

They say it is a tougher gig than Jackie Mason playing the Bagdhad Odeon.

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Originally Posted By: Annie
Well Done to all the winners! yay
great fun! grin

Just a bit disappointed Football Man didn't win an award, I think a lot of members who voted don't really know him

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you idiot cantos theres bingo on the 19th im calling the numbers, i heard you were the warm up man for gary glitter who starts his comeback tour there on the 20th.

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blush I'd like to personally thank all of you i'd promised to roger silly for your vote chloe See you all at the Awards Ceremony on the 12th! grin

 

Well done every one cheerleader baloons2 cheerleader

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
blush I'd like to personally thank all of you i'd promised to roger silly for your vote chloe See you all at the Awards Ceremony on the 12th! grin

Well done every one cheerleader baloons2 cheerleader


Well done Bitch

A excellent campaign fought by yourself

The slurs from some quarters that you were a bit of a minger looking like Mother Teresa on prozac,have not effected your landslide victory.

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Bitch - Many congratulations on your prestigious award even though it was just a formality

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Thank you for my award everybody

I will make sure i defend my trophy this year !

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I still think there should be a recount in the 'Worst Banterer' category as surely Football Man should have won it

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banter king = fix

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Originally Posted By: onebreast
Thank you for my award everybody
I will make sure i defend my trophy this year !

keep going biggrininvasion

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
I still think there should be a recount in the 'Worst Banterer' category as surely Football Man should have won it


agreed...all the romford fans voted for sid and stitched him up...he's now holed up in his workshop developing a new rumatoid biteometer..... grin

FF should have pi55ed it...

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Thankyou for my award you bunch of silly sallys.

 

Every man has a bit of femininity in them. However for me, there is probably a lot more than there is meant to be.

 

Nethertheless. Thankyou... bisou

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smallsy,take that you mug!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh and lick my ever so swollen ball bag

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UM well done pal.

 

Kaiser you were nailed on for that award.

 

Coach = fat jubbly cuntface

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WALLOP

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I am astonished at my landslide victory and really must say that it was undeserved as anyone could reel in the runatoid munching mugs...but seeing as tho' I have this prestigeous award I want to say thanks to lightweight..scoup...MCP...brewery fan...clocksider...zody...tea bag and all the rest of the rumatoid loons for making it all possible...and moving on I must also give special thanks to MOB for making things so reelingly easy at the midnight hour and also to the eytalian muncher for being there at all times and who is always an easy option when catches are thin on the ground...to my mentors...bamber gascoigne...magnus magnusson...arthur haynes...les dawson (RIP) tony christie...basil faulty...des o'connor...the duke of edinburgh... the basildon girls under 21's netball captain and the lovely sonjia the latvian hooker from the metropolis gentlemans club...many thanks...I couldn't have done it all without you... applause

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I'm really touched by the overwhelming support in the nomination. grin 46% 21 votes out 46 is a massive vote of confidence..I'll make sure i'll retain the title next year and thanks again bawlingBitch when we'll be awarded the prizes can i have a picture together with Onebreast and Sixy? biggrin1

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