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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Greg Dyke - I get the impression that you are not comfortable in Women's company,



wrong



Originally Posted By: Rhodes
have you ever been married or in a serious relationship




yes




Originally Posted By: Rhodes
if you don't mind me asking


no, carry on

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Married or in a serious relationship, or both, you don't indicate


I was in a relationship bandit

It ended, but I'm not bitter...oh no (the fat ugly bitch) bs brwn_md_wht



duck

arschkalt asien ban

now I play the field with gay abandon ! deadflies

and reckless tradition, throwing caution to the wind ! elephant

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
now I play the field with gay abandon

That's not the impression I got at all, if I were in your position at Hamilton Hall I would have approached Bitch or her daughter as fast as a rat up a drain pipe or a ferret up a trouser leg, why didn't you!

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong.... chloe

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
easy asien
I am not a rat, or a ferret duck

Greg Dyke - I didn't say you were however casting my mind back to the days when I was single I never passed up an opportunity, I always asked the question as if you don't ask you don't get

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result grin

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Let's cut to the chase here.

Q1 Dykey are you a gay man?

Q2 If you are a gay man,do you fancy Rhodes?


A1 No

A2 However, if anyone was to tempt me into sodomy, it would be the devilish, Liam Neeson lookalike, Clifford Rhodes duck

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong.... chloe


in that case, I am free on Friday, after 11.30pm....I'll be waiting in the Taxi Rest Room, outside Knightsbridge tube..knock 3 times on the pipe for entry duck

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result grin

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.


How many times has he asked you out Cliff duck

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Greg Dyke - You saw first hand the way Urchin Mentalist made a play for Bitch's daughter, he was staight in there and I think he got a peck on the cheek and her mobile number at the end of the night, that could have been you.

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