TTFN

[Uncle Urchin]

don't panic urchino...

 

that was a reply to the female ayatolla LMU......

 

Billy....into the barn quick.....

[Urchino]

Sorry Unc abandoned the Male cause i know <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I don't wanna live in the shed with you and Invis <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

hhhhmmm...

 

you'd be surprised who visits the barn...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

Hey I'm the only Ayatollah (i really gotta get that changed bit sad really <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> )

[Little Miss Urchin]

I'm a lovely person, just typical woman that's all. As my stars once described me...tyrannical!

[Urchino]

How much do you charge to stay there nightly ? hourly ?

[Uncle Urchin]

well in my case U.... they pay me.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

but we can come to an arrangement...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

the 'Moderator' is in charge of the money..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

Im sure this is a descution you should be having with "Little Miss Dominatrix" !

[Uncle Urchin]

its a whole new 'season ticket' scam that I've worked out.....

 

just a bit more expensive thats all....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

But what do i get for free <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

the 'Moderator'..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

and a five grand kite......oh oh...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

christ...she's back....billy...into the barn quick... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

turn the TV on and pretend nothings happened..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

and bring that f****n' vampire with you.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Little Miss Urchin]

I'm off now, goodnight everyone (this time at a decent time!)

 

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

What next a female PM <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Maybe you missed it, Urch.

We've already had one. The Iron Lady, as I recall.

Her only claim to fame being the Falklands Conflict !

[MK James]

 

Snatching milk from the arms of bairns...

[Big J R]

Oh, and inventing the Poll Tax.

 

(I wonder why that didn't last ??)

[Little Miss Urchin]

She's probably also had the biggest hair of all our PM's too!

[Big J R]

Certainly the biggest Ego !

[Little Miss Urchin]

Right, that's it I'm going home! Everyone else seems to have!

 

There's only a few people left in the pub. YA's around somewhere but I seem to have lost him and I'm left all alone in my drab office.

 

I'M SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YELLOW]

Sorry LMU. I was offline why somebody in my house made a phone call. Unfortunately I don't have Broadband!

[Little Miss Urchin]

No idea what we've got at home, but it's damned slow!!!

 

Grrr... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

Ps. No problem Yellow, I was the only one left in the office and was quite lonely anyway. Besides, home was a-calling. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />