Limerick thread

[John@TheFleet]

and having a snog

[John@TheFleet]

with a transexual stoat-sexer called Pete... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

....did I really type that?... I need a holiday... :

[John@TheFleet]

There was an old man in hat,

[Little Miss Urchin]

And an old witch with a black and white cat,

[Big J R]

They tried to have sex.........

[Little Miss Urchin]

But up turned his ex,

[Big J R]

So in the end, that was that !!

 

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Once, a young poof from Brighton...........

[Little Miss Urchin]

Was with a young girl he tried to enlighten,

[George Borg 2 Junior]

But the female repulsed him

[osamadomladen]

SHe was Lisa Reilly

[John@TheFleet]

And the fat slapper still had her tights on!

 

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There was a young fella called Bob

[BFR]

A morose pikey Aveley blob

[George Borg 2 Junior]

Walked round with his hand on his knob

[BFR]

Whilst walking in lakeside

[George Borg 2 Junior]

And refusing to take sides

[Big J R]

He managed to get a b**w job.

 

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A pretty young girl called Mary,

[John@TheFleet]

Whose lower parts were quite hairy,

[Big J R]

Said, "Trimming my bush..........."

[BFR]

Provided a whoosh

[Big J R]

And now I feel like a fairy !

 

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Essex girl testing a vibrator.............