The best in Texas....

[Burnham Lad]

 

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

 

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

 

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

 

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's [****!!****] and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[Big J R]

Love it Andrew !