Top Cat Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 An man calls a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.Dentist: It will cost £850.man: $850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper?Dentist: That's the normal charge sir.man: What if you don't use any anesthetic? Dentist: That's unusual but can be done and will cut the cost by £400.man: Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it would also be rather painful. But the price could drop down to £150.man: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session. So one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic for the patient. But in that case I can pay you £200 for it.man: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big J R Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 ........ which reminds me of the one about an extremely beautiful, wll stacked blonde who walked into the dentist for a check-up. After examining her teeth, the dentist says, "I'm afraid you need one major tooth filling." "Oh No," she replies, "I'm petrified of the drill. I think I'd far sooner have a baby !" The dentist replies, "Well, please could you make your mind up which before I adjust the chair !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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