The Redneck Ghost !

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"]

A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts ?"

 

About 90 students raised their hands.

 

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost ?"

 

About 40 students raised their hands.

 

"That's really good. I'm glad you are taking this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost ?"

 

Fifteen students raised their hands.

 

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost ?"

 

Three students raised their hands.

 

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Has any of you ever made love to a ghost ?"

 

Way in the back of the room, one student raised his hand.

 

The professor was astonished. He took off his glasses, took a step back, and said,

 

"Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

 

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly forward, the professor says,

 

"Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

 

The student replies,

[color:"red"]

"Ghost ??? From way back there, I thought you said 'GOATS'." [color:"black"]

 

 

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/rasta.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Watch out JR......Jethro will be after you, closely followed by Denzel, thats his joke!

[Big J R]

I know ! Saw Jethro at Dorking Halls recently. I reproduced direct from mate in Alabama.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

i could still here that western accent........west country that is!