What's going on?

[Ryan.c]

I've just heard on the radio that Police have tried to prosecute a bloke for calling a police HORSE gay, and scientists have successfully breed fluorescent PIGS. WHY? Does anyone want their bacon sarnie to glow in the dark?!

[GazzaBTFC]

Hey, who wants a gay horse?

[The Town Crier]

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GazzaBTFC said:
Hey, who wants a gay horse?

...and what wolud you call him.

now if it was a gay Donkey, he could get a job playing football and his name might be...

[GazzaBTFC]

Tulip...I would call him Tulip...Nice name.

 

Of course, I would agree with Ryan that the World has gone mad. Look at Big Brother and the blond bint that isn't a celebraty (I question the status of celebraty anyway) but by nature of appearing on the show is!!!!

 

And she is from Basildon!!!!!!! (apologies to those supporters that live in the town, I betcha cringing).

 

On top of that, she is everything wrong about Essex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And she's on the bloody front page of the Billericay (& Wickford) Gazzette......

 

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh....."Hi ho Tulip and away"......

[GazzaBTFC]

I have just been told she may come from Brentwood.....

 

 

 

 

The Blond Bint, not the gay horse.

[GazzaBTFC]

Just scanned the Billericay and Wickford front page and it's Wickford!!!!

[extaffyjim]

Well the B&W Gazette only seems to cover stories about Brentwood so it wouldnt surprise me.

[AFF]

Hi Gazza.

 

We shall have to agree to disagree on this one. Not the gay horse [although the obvious answer to 'who would want a gay horse?' is 'Another gay horse'] but, rather 'Celebrity Big Brother. It's absolutely riveting viewing. Here's a post of mine from our General Forum from Tuesday:

 

I am a rare contributor to this forum but I have to pass comment on the latest version of Celebrity Big Brother having caught 20 minutes or so of the programme last night.

 

The concept has no appeal to me, and I am no expert, but I have to say that I found this to be absolutely compelling viewing. I would be intrigued to be in there with those people as they have to be just the freakiest bunch that has ever been put together.

 

For those who haven't yet caught the thing, when Dennis Rodman, a veritable sporting legend, speaks [which he doesn't do very often, and his occasional utterings are totally limited to sex], they put sub-titles on the screen! Fantastic! For those who don't know, he is an American bro who speaks in English.

 

There are three 'legends' from the world of music, I believe. 'Maggot', some other guy in a great jumper last night, and 'Pete', a 46 year old transvestite, with huge, and I mean HUGE lips, who appears to be the most intelligent one in there. Now CZ/EFMTFTV. What bands are they from and what genre? A brief outline of their history would be of interest.

 

Has anyone ever heard of Jodie Marsh? What does she do for a day job, anybody? She could end up committing suicide on screen.

 

George Galloway. Now there's a fascinating study. Rula Lenska asked him "Did the ordinary Iraqis hate Saddam?". "Not at all" replied the MP for Berthnal Green. Eh? I don't think that many Shi'ites and even less Kurds had his photograph in a place of honour on the wall of their sitting-rooms actually, George.

 

And Michael 'tormented' Barrymore. Unbelievable.

 

The bad news is that, somehow or another, one of George Galloway, Jodie Marsh or Pete will be voted out of the place next, and the programme will lose something as a result This is, however, rivetting stuff and I shall keep you all posted.

[The Town Crier]

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Ryan.c said:
I've just heard on the radio that Police have tried to prosecute a bloke for calling a police HORSE gay, and scientists have successfully breed fluorescent PIGS. WHY? Does anyone want their bacon sarnie to glow in the dark?!

fluorescent pigs, gay horses.

Fluorescent gays would be more usefull...then we would know how many there are in the village <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

Jodie Marsh is from Brentwood. Talking of Jodie Marsh, she came into the Crown one night and ended up having a row!

[GazzaBTFC]

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Ryan.c said:
I've just heard on the radio that Police have tried to prosecute a bloke for calling a police HORSE gay, and scientists have successfully breed fluorescent PIGS. WHY? Does anyone want their bacon sarnie to glow in the dark?!

fluorescent pigs, gay horses.

Fluorescent gays would be more usefull...then we would all know how many there are in the village <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

Fluorescent gays who eat bacon sarnies, made from a pig called Nancy.

AFF, it is a sad state of Televisual viewing that this programme survives...I would rather shoot myself than watch another minute!!!!

[The Town Crier]

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Ryan.c said:
Jodie Marsh is from Brentwood. Talking of Jodie Marsh, she came into the Crown one night and ended up having a row!

...a row indeed, your so old fashioned Ryan, the young folk call it a line. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[btfcsteve]

Your not talking about drugs are you TC

[The Town Crier]

 

 

Dancing Steve...but after a good session me knees play up a bit, so I sometimes need an anti inflammatory.

[btfcsteve]

Ohh thats ok, I thought you was talking about cocaine when you said lines.

[The Town Crier]

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btfcsteve said:
Ohh thats ok, I thought you was talking about cocaine when you said lines.

...it works better than the anti inflammatory though...so they tell me.

[btfcsteve]

I guess you just forget about the pain then.

[YELLOW]

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Ryan.c said:
I've just heard on the radio that Police have tried to prosecute a bloke for calling a police HORSE gay, and scientists have successfully breed fluorescent PIGS. WHY? Does anyone want their bacon sarnie to glow in the dark?!

fluorescent pigs, gay horses.

Fluorescent gays would be more usefull...then we would all know how many there are in the village <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

AFF, it is a sad state of Televisual viewing that this programme survives...I would rather shoot myself than watch another minute!!!!

I'm glad you said that. I thought I was the only one who didn't watch that pile of garbage.

[Ryan.c]

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...a row indeed, your so old fashioned Ryan, the young folk call it a line. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Old-fashioned is best! This is what I should have said: "She came into the Crown and got involved in a bitch-fight". I'm down with the kidz! Anyway, how do you know if a horse is gay?

[GazzaBTFC]

Does the horse have pink reigns?