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fck me...no sooner had I got the woofter mafia conspiricay orf me chest but a letter is placed in front of me from the health and safety executive.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

apparently some gezza sent to us by the job centre worked for us for a week and then had an operation on his larynx...fck knows what for...anyway..two weeks later he returns and we send him back to work.....he complained about the dust..(its a fckn air conditioned fully vented state of the art factory fur chrissake and they've all got face masks)

so we're nice guys......we move him to an office....(not that he was qualified to work in one....)

fck this says our hero.....the air conditioning was aggravating his throat......so we said hard fckin luck....either carry on working or fck off....

so he leaves....we've now been reported to the H&SE for deliberately forcing him out of his job...

by placing him in hazardous environments.....

we've received an industrial tribunal claim for constructive dismissal.....

I might as well fckin pay up now......cos I will have to anyway...... <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

this pr*ck spent exactly 8 days actually working for us... <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

has this country gorn fckin mad or what.....fck it.....much more of this and I'm gonna sell up and' fck orf to the west indies.....

there's no fckin health and safety executive over there....fck me all the sewers are open and everyone looks healthy enough to me....

fckin pinko new labour lunatics.... <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />



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Careful, Unc, or we'll be back on the Tony Martin issue again !

Mid you, mate. Quite agree with your rant !

His fk'n name weren't Bin Liner or summat like that, waz it ?

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Hear hear Unc, I don't think anyone could upset me more than the people who work in Health and Safety. The worst part about them apart from their clipboards and pristine illuminous jackets is the fact they constantly have that ingrained smugness on their faces, as though they are in a permanent state of euphoria that they are spoiling things for everybody else whilst under some crazed notion that without them, the business of their employer will crumble.

Absolute peasants. The H&S people at my place are bleeding awful. I would love to read their job description or the further particulars should another 'person' need to be recruited, God help us. It must surely read 'Must not like working in a team but is motivated to work as an individual. Can't have any friends. Ideal candidate will be a total [***!!***].'

Burn them all

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Come come on, you just get better and better Unc. Why have you waited till the last weeks of the season to rant?

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I've been storing it all up.... <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

been busy as well but got more time on me hands now.... <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

also just heard that as of today no smoking in any pub or restaurant or public place is allowed in ireland..... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

well that wont bother 'em will it...cos all the beer drinking....smoking fckin pikies are over here....

I'm gonna start me own country where everyone can do wot the fck they like....

there will be no violence and no crime.....we'll all be to pissed...drugged up......sha**in'.....wotchin' non league footie or dying of lung cancer... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

at least we'll be choosing for ourselves.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

on that subject boroman...do you lot want a charity game or not...fck the chairmen...wots it gotta do with them...they're OUR clubs....

we'll do what we like with 'em.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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The H&SE was set up with good intentions to protect workers from bad Employers........but as usual......the DORKD put in charge let the power go to their heads.......and Bingo......absolute Mayhem!


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The geezer sounds like a professional claimant to me. Find out how many disputes he has been involved in previously!!!

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good advice mal...but I lost patience and had him fckin shot by an albanian immigrant instead....

he didn't fckin care about asbestos dust.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

He had probably been listening to too much TalkSport with that "Now that the cowboys have all but fled..." advert.

[I won't even give 'em the advertising space by mentioning their name!]

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yeah right...I fckin hate radio adverts....

fckin cheapskates.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I've sent you a pm Unc. Have a look

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I know of one Asian guy who was a profesisonal industrial tribunal claimant. He would send off two application forms for jobs. One wold include his real name, the other would have what sounds like a white female's name. Other than that, the qualifications and histroy would pretty much match. If his proper application was thruned down but the false one was offered an interview he would take that company to tribunal on the grounds of race and gender discrimination!




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